See, I'm all for the environment

I dropped a deuce yesterday and it was spectacular. well if you ask me, it always feels good. But this one was special. Perfect even. And I didn't even have to do a thing. It was like the turd had a mind of its own and knew what it was doing. It was like it was telling me "dude you go ahead and keep staring at that tile, I'll leave without you even noticing me and you know what, I'll even do the bed before i leave." And it gets better. You see this turd came out with such minimum fuss, that I hardly used much toilet paper, thereby consuming less and doing my bit for the environment.

And now you can help save planet earth by eating exactly what I ate that day.

Breakfast: 2 bananas. Glass of milk (just like phantom! fuck yeah)
Lunch: quiznos veggie delight sandwich- medium
Dinner: 2 boiled eggs, rice, rajma and dahi.

You are welcome mother nature.

There are no Debonair "Pet of the month"

I still have an old issue of Debonair. The May 1994 issue. This I saved along with my 10th std conduct certificate and my distinctive merit in the Math Talent test. Many of you who have jacked off to Debonair may recall that every issue usually had 3 women showing their boobies (and boobies alone) with one centerspread. Many of you may also recall that most of these women either had a veil, a dupatta or a paper bag covering their faces. For a long time I thought this had to do with the societal pressures - imagine your family finding out that you posed for debonair back then. I thought such women would either be chastised or sent to Delhi University. But having thought long and hard about it, I've come to this very important conclusion and it has nothing to do with the close minded indian society. It has to do with this cold hard fact- the chicks in debonair were ugly. Yep.

So its been a while

And to celebrate my absence I thought I should put together a list of some of the top tunes we all danced to. And yes you danced to these puthiya p.

1. It's my life- Dr. Alban.
2. Coco Jumbo- Mr. President.
3. Mr. Vain- Culture Beat.
4. Anything by 2 Unlimited- they all sounded the same.
5. Where do you go?- No Mercy.
7. Reggae gone Ragga- Dr. Alban.
8. Cotton Eye Joe- Rednex.
9. Venga Bus- Venga Boys.
10. Blue- Eiffel 59. After Taxes it's Eiffel 65 give or take.
11. Sandstorm- Darude.

I challenge anyone to dispute this list. man to man. or woman. oh wait, no one reads my blog. I go cry now.