See, I'm all for the environment

I dropped a deuce yesterday and it was spectacular. well if you ask me, it always feels good. But this one was special. Perfect even. And I didn't even have to do a thing. It was like the turd had a mind of its own and knew what it was doing. It was like it was telling me "dude you go ahead and keep staring at that tile, I'll leave without you even noticing me and you know what, I'll even do the bed before i leave." And it gets better. You see this turd came out with such minimum fuss, that I hardly used much toilet paper, thereby consuming less and doing my bit for the environment.

And now you can help save planet earth by eating exactly what I ate that day.

Breakfast: 2 bananas. Glass of milk (just like phantom! fuck yeah)
Lunch: quiznos veggie delight sandwich- medium
Dinner: 2 boiled eggs, rice, rajma and dahi.

You are welcome mother nature.