Friday, November 17, 2006

A FEW ABBREVIATIONS

Many of my imaginary fans have requested that I put a list of my favorite abbreviations. So here goes. In no particular order. But proceed with caution- some of them are racy.

W.H.O- World Health Organization.
UNICEF- United Nations International Childrens Emergency Fund.
BOMBAY- Both Of My Balls Are Yours.
CHINA- Cunt Hunting In North America. or Chilli Hanging In Nambiar's Ass.
AFRICA- After Fucking Rest in Cool Air.
USA- Under Skirt Adventures.
JAPAN- Jump And Pump All Night.
PARIS- Principal Allows Raping In School.
LUFTHANSA (a toughie)- Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No one Sexy Around.
IMF- International Monetary Fund.
PUNE- Please Use Nirodh Everyday.

I know there is one for Qantas, but I cant seem to remember it.

And don't ever tell me that Abbreviation is a long word you Oxymoron.

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