Word to your mother

The most popular word on the blogosphere is "digress." Reasearch shows that every blogger worth his or her salt has used the word "digress" at least 5 times in the last month. But i digress. This post is really about porno movies and an important decision I recently made. From April 1st 2008, I'm only going to watch movies that have inspired a porno film. For instance "Big trouble in Little China" and it's porno cousin "Big trouble in little vagina" or "Indiana Jones and the temple of doom" that inspired "In Diana Jones and the temple of poon" and my favorite "Chitty Chitty bang bang" and it's lesbolicious twin "Shitty shitty gang bang." Because, c'mon, that's the only way to differntiate the milk from the paneer, the wheat from the chaff, rosie o' donnell from the andhra pradesh women's kho-kho team.